Dear PepsiCola Another Customer Relations Nightmare edition by Terry Ravenscroft Cookbooks Food Wine eBooks
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The long and eagerly awaited follow-up to the author's best-selling Dear Coca-Cola. Once again master complaint writer Terry Ravenscroft casts his line into the murky waters inhabited by food and drink companies to see which among them will bite on the bait of his tempting opening letter. Victims this time include Starbucks, Nestlé, Subway, Heinz, Green Giant, and many, many more. All of whom by now no doubt wish they’d never heard of him.
Dear PepsiCola Another Customer Relations Nightmare edition by Terry Ravenscroft Cookbooks Food Wine eBooks
Dear Mr Ravenscroft,I was delighted to read in an online article about how these self-publishing authors could take more risks and be more erotically outrageous than that of their big publishing house counterparts. The article even went on to explain just how one author in particular set a new trend with a bestselling book containing lots of bondage and sadomasochistic scenes and that all the other self-published authors seem to have followed on the trend.
Imagine my disappointment then when I recently purchased your book, “Dear Pepsi-Cola,” a title so wrought with potential for kinky food fetishes and sexual euphemisms that it had me bursting with excitement at the turn of the first page only to find that all I got for my money was a series of complaint letters written to a variety of food companies and organisations, the Prime Minister and, gawd bless her, the Queen as well.
I feel I must point out that these letters are not erotic in any way; merely they appear to be using skilful wit and classic British humour to make a mockery of complaint letters by grumpy old men. You may make full use of your acute sense of humour to ridicule the procedure-lead customer service departments of these large companies, I laughed yes I laughed out loud, but that is beside the point.
My issue is not only the lack of saucy scenes but the lack of content, half of the book is taken up with replies from the various companies and often very amusing themselves with their lack of understanding that this is all a joke, I still feel upset to say the least in so much that half the book is therefore not even written by the author himself.
So, without bondage, humiliation and dominatrix sexual acts, of which I doubt if this author has any grasp of at all since the days of the Boer War, all we are left with is a series of very funny letters from an amusing old fellow posing as a grumpy old man.
My question to you sir is, do you not feel that this book should have some kind of warning on the cover to inform the reader that its contents has no saucy bits in it? Should the reader that was expecting some have a nasty accident involving funny bones would you not feel slightly responsible?
I also note that many of the companies in your excellently funny book tend to send you complimentary vouchers; you should be ashamed of yourself excepting such bribes and certainly not expose their foolishness after such generosity. I trust as I have taken the time to write a similarly placed but not half as funny letter to your good self that you might act in the same way by offering me another of your fine books or else I will just have to go out and buy them and also, advise others to do the same as they are something very special.
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Dear PepsiCola Another Customer Relations Nightmare edition by Terry Ravenscroft Cookbooks Food Wine eBooks Reviews
This is a book by a boring and bitter person who wishes to waste the time of others and his readers. Not funny - Not enlightening - Not intelligent
Dear Mr Ravenscroft,
I was delighted to read in an online article about how these self-publishing authors could take more risks and be more erotically outrageous than that of their big publishing house counterparts. The article even went on to explain just how one author in particular set a new trend with a bestselling book containing lots of bondage and sadomasochistic scenes and that all the other self-published authors seem to have followed on the trend.
Imagine my disappointment then when I recently purchased your book, “Dear Pepsi-Cola,” a title so wrought with potential for kinky food fetishes and sexual euphemisms that it had me bursting with excitement at the turn of the first page only to find that all I got for my money was a series of complaint letters written to a variety of food companies and organisations, the Prime Minister and, gawd bless her, the Queen as well.
I feel I must point out that these letters are not erotic in any way; merely they appear to be using skilful wit and classic British humour to make a mockery of complaint letters by grumpy old men. You may make full use of your acute sense of humour to ridicule the procedure-lead customer service departments of these large companies, I laughed yes I laughed out loud, but that is beside the point.
My issue is not only the lack of saucy scenes but the lack of content, half of the book is taken up with replies from the various companies and often very amusing themselves with their lack of understanding that this is all a joke, I still feel upset to say the least in so much that half the book is therefore not even written by the author himself.
So, without bondage, humiliation and dominatrix sexual acts, of which I doubt if this author has any grasp of at all since the days of the Boer War, all we are left with is a series of very funny letters from an amusing old fellow posing as a grumpy old man.
My question to you sir is, do you not feel that this book should have some kind of warning on the cover to inform the reader that its contents has no saucy bits in it? Should the reader that was expecting some have a nasty accident involving funny bones would you not feel slightly responsible?
I also note that many of the companies in your excellently funny book tend to send you complimentary vouchers; you should be ashamed of yourself excepting such bribes and certainly not expose their foolishness after such generosity. I trust as I have taken the time to write a similarly placed but not half as funny letter to your good self that you might act in the same way by offering me another of your fine books or else I will just have to go out and buy them and also, advise others to do the same as they are something very special.
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